Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 16:26:44 -0500
hi ben, my name is not also ben hall. but if it were i'd kill myself
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 16:27:23 -0500
what's grosser than gross? you.
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 16:27:01 -0500
have you ever had sex with a kitten?
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 16:30:46 -0500
how many ben hall's does it take to change a light bulb? we shall never know.. because there is usually only one ben hall in the room when a light bulb burns out.. and that ben hall has never ever been able to change it. maybe if we got another ben hall to hang out in your apartment all the time and wait for light bulbs to burn out, then maybe the two of you can successfully change the light bulb, which would make the answer to the question '2'.
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:32:55 -0500
This site is really fucking lame. I wanted to download Monkey vs. Robot and all I could find were pictures of your stupid ass turn table and your hoopty 2002. And the kitten video was sweet. 10 seconds of blank screen. Can't top that. And that picture on your e-mail page was taken in March of 1996 in the computer lab because I was there. Don't you have any new ones? Or are you afriad to show your face since the accident. It's ok, it only makes small children cry and they'll never find their way to this useless site.
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:34:23 -0500
where the fuck is my letter? put it up now!
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:10:19 -0500
sexy shaz99
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:12:30 -0500
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:13:06 -0500
fuk u my name is ben hall
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:58:22 -0500
BenHall.com and BenHall.org ???!!! You squatting bastard!!! You leave the rest of us Ben Hall's wandering the freezing cybernetic wasteland without any identity...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You stole my soul you rotten sonofabitch!!! DJ's are just the new keyboardists of the millenium. Just because you guys dress better, sound better, and have more talent than keyboard players doesn't make you any better...I'll stick to my drums beyotch!!! How big is the max on this text box??? I always limit mine, but yours seems to go on forever...Are you flaunting your bandwidth?!?! You disgust me! I've always wanted a 2002 BMW M3...but for now I'm stuck with my Contour SVT...someday the beemer will be MINE, ALL MINE!!!!! I'm getting board writing a message to this guy's head with all the freaky mirrors...what is Bajadera??? I'm not leaving you my real e-mail address, so here it is: TheRealBenHall@fucklimpbizkit.com Peace Out, -Ben Hall
Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 05:01:23 -0500
dooooooooooood, it's josh. all the naysayers will endure a slow and painful death. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 13:16:37 -0500
hey dude! shit m8.....my names Ben Hall aswell.seriously! BEn Halls are the way of the future......funny site man...keep it goin
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 08:45:34 -0500
your a prick
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 08:45:35 -0500
all right
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 08:46:03 -0500
hello you all ridht
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 14:49:54 -0500
put your email address and anything else right here: Your name is my name too.
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 15:06:36 -0500
Waz Up Homie
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 15:06:37 -0500
put your email address and anything else right here: you are cool
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 08:48:13 -0500
Hi i am ben hall too
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 09:01:48 -0500
put your email address and anything else right here: u twat
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 06:46:52 -0500
Change your stupid website cause the original ben hall does not want to associate with you and it is really sad to name your site after yourself you pratt, P.S this is the master of the universe P.P.S I can see you P.P.P.S you look like a pratt P.P.P.P.S i seriously didn't know that some one did actually have a knob on their forehead
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 06:48:26 -0500
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL BEN HALL
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 06:49:00 -0500
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Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 06:50:32 -0500
The real Ben Hall does not wish to be affiliated with your actions on this website in any way THIS IS THE ORIGINAL BEN HALL
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 06:54:40 -0500
Ben Hall is seriously thinkin of taking legal action against this abomination you call a website for further details call 07624454136 if there is no answer please us this alternitive number 07624429771 and for SEX call 07624431625
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 2003 05:20:32 -0400
put your email address and anything else right here: Mynamesspud@hotmail.com just thought you'd like to know that ive got someone called Ben Hall at my school and he looks just like u. k bye
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 16:44:02 -0400
put your email address and anything else right here: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com Hi my name is ben hall aswell! I would like to say how much i apreiciate you setting a site up for people with such great names. What is your site actually about?
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 07:49:55 -0400
you are sad
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2003 22:15:07 -0400
xxxxxxx@ggscorio.com.edu.au- hey ben hall, my names also BEN HALL!!! FUCKING SICK HEY?!!!!
Date: Thu, 1 May 2003 08:47:07 -0400
hi girls
Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 04:40:39 -0400
put your email address and anything else right here: you man spinny shit sod going on ur web site again
Date: Fri, 16 May 2003 15:21:06 -0400
Dear Ben Hall,
We are from the NSPNP, the National Society for the Protection of
Normal People. We have come across your site while searching for
diabolically sad sites.
This came up as #24. This rating is out of 3 million other websites.
We advise you delete your entire website before we take action.
You will receive another email within the next 3 working days to confirm
our website deletion. If it is not deleted by that time we may be forced
to shoot you with a banana.
Kind regards,
Mike Hunt (Chairman NSPNP)
Date: Fri, 16 May 2003 15:43:53 -0400
so what!? you are a complete loser with a mole on your face. get a normal face
Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 08:24:56 -0400
hi, i'm also called ben hall, wanna meet up some time???
Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 08:25:23 -0400
Please, i've seen ur pictures and u look really fit, i fantacise bout u
Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 08:25:34 -0400
love u bigboy ben!
Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 02:32:07 -0400
MY NAME IS BEN HALL TOO! WOW IM DRUNK
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2003 23:10:38 -0400
put your email address and anything else right here: I am a fellow Ben Hallian, I feel your pain and anguish.... I am also outcasted in my society, I am used as a Taxi and i also have a pashion for cars except mine makes a funny noise, do u like turntables cause i don't they play music of the devil, i like to smash things. globe649@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2003 23:14:26 -0400
you opitimise the word LOSER. seriously i dont even know u and u enrage me beyond belief, i wanna break your face, car and turntables. thickwog@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2003 23:15:29 -0400
your face reminds me of some sort of ferret-like creature with a hint of sloth, what did your mother have sex with?
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:01:11 -0400
ben's in a woogie!!!
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:16:50 -0400
hi ben hall you are a complete noncetwat with no friends save ur email buddies. a fart in ur general direction!!! all u wankers out there keep sending in obscene messages cos this bloke is a complete nob. he is the recurring vomit of life's thrown ups. he is a complete gay lord fu**er. your mum's a ho and your eats your own fu**ing shit you absolute bumcheese. f*ck off, f*ck off, f*ck off, f*ck off. EVERYONE PLEASE READ THIS EMAIL AND CARRY ON THE SLAGGING OFF TRADITION., and Ben Hall, i know where u f**king live u asshole. you complete self-obsessed wankstain. you're like the fungus that grows between my toes tou bum shaft. r u a homosexual as well you piece of arrogant sh*t. i'm gonna come round your house and stick your f*cking head up ur ass where it belongs you anal mother f**ker. why the f*ck did u make this site. you must be the saddest person on earth to do this. but what's even worse is the fct that all us lot have 2 put up with ur sh*t. ur wasting my f**king time! , everyone's time and u are an inspiration 2 jobless people like yourself. f**king hell stop this web site please before u waste more of my time. and now other people r going to think i'm jobless and have 2 read this sh*t (i think they'll agree with me). IT'S ALL YOUR F*CKING FAULT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. i could go on all f*cking day but can't be assed. might insult u later.adios
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:19:00 -0400
you are a salmon and you are in need of mates. look in a mirror and die. bumcheese. u had better f*cking stick this in ur sh*tty website or i'm going to eat your babies.
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:22:18 -0400
poo off
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 12:54:47 -0400
i hate u u u u u u u u u u u u uu u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u uu u u u u u uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 12:55:05 -0400
put your email address and anything else right here:gimp gimp gimp gimp mgim,pg g g g g g g
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2003 13:03:30 -0400
Explain yourself here: your favicon suxs pal. get a real life
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2003 22:19:58 -0400
Explain yourself here: your a dick head
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 04:16:06 -0400
Explain yourself here:no
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 04:16:41 -0400
Explain yourself here you r a gimp
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 22:28:26 -0400
My name is NOT Ben Hall and I thank God for that !!!!!! It is a sad fact that people are writing you these stupid emails but it is even sad that you publish them. I think you are either a genius or a moron. If I have to guess, I would say you are a genius with a twisted taste of reality. But I like that you have the courage to publish things that normal people would never think publishing specially about them selves. So, be good to others if you are genius and laugh on the stupids. By the way, your turn table looks like crap but I like the car even though I would never own a BMW unless I would be compensated to keep one specially in the condition that your car seems to be in. I did however enjoy the kitten video. Bye
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 18:59:20 -0400
Explain yourself here: h to the izzo v to the izay fo shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in v-a
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 20:29:50 -0400
You're favicon blows, but you know that already. Anyway, this page is so nineties; it's time to let go. You're blocking. The real Ben Hall is just around the corner. Time to start that journey you've been putting off. You've already left this world behind in spirit, but your flesh is weak. But you're as far removed from Ben Hall as this picture is from the person you see in the mirror. Turntables, cars, Pachinko and linux are links in the chain that you've forged around your ankles. It's too late for the rest of us. Save yourself! Adios, Barbarosa!
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 17:48:39 -0400
Explain yourself here:do some work on your site mannnn. it needs to get jiggy goin' fo it. you are dragging this site back into the days of wine and roses... com on and wake dis shit up!
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 13:11:11 -0400
Explain yourself here:your page bites
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 23:22:18 -0400
Hey dude, just thought i'd let you know my name is Ben Hall too. I thought it was pretty weird when i typed in my name and it came up here. Right on.
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:32:28 -0400
Explain yourself here: you are a faggot. die fuckhead.
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:36:06 -0400
Explain yourself here: you need to hit the bongs man,get into the heroin and die from an overdose! i think you are one of the ugliest people iv' seen, eat shit and die faggot. your turntable is a piece of shit and i'd wipe my ass with it.. p.s it would be worth more than your mum. faggot.
Wow, these do get discouraging sometimes. Apologies to anyone who just read this. It's disgusting I know, -ben
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 01:05:38 -0400
Explain yourself here: Hi. My name is the same. I'm not vulgar and will not make fun of your site. I think people who are obscene should take there anger out on a punching bag. It is very sad indeed that these people seem to have no class. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 02:32:58 -0400
Explain yourself here:hi im jessee kernaghan and i want to suck your blood
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 09:22:29 -0400
Explain yourself here: the b61 is a faggot bus.
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 22:12:37 -0400
ur gay and i fucked ur mum
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 11:06:38 -0400
You are a faggot...you should never have been allowed out of your test-tube you freak of nature....if I were your mother I would have drowned you in a toilet and then used you as a door stop. What do you doo for a proper living? Rape cats or something? look at Rat porn? Surrender your domain name to decent people named Ben Hall (N.B. I'm not one) or I will send my super-mind controlled winged monkeys to rape you (and shit on your pillow)! They are on their way....watch the skies *Releases winged monkeys* "Fly my pretties fly!" Anyway, ("Go on get out of here stupid monkey!") wot do you do in your free time (apart from posting things that insult you like this on your own site, retard [and the gay turntables and the car])? Do you hang out with all your 'groovy' mates in the morgue freezers? Only ones that won't run away when they see you I suppose. Right, no more bashing for now but I assure you I'll return. You haven't seen the last of my postings! A random person named Trevor
Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 22:42:38 -0500
your a rageing homosexual and ur car looks like a pice of shit just like ur mum
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2003 20:36:54 -0500
Explain yourself here: Ben, email me or call me. Xxxxx will be there Dec 12,13. Xxxxx
Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2003 07:48:03 -0500
ha ben, your car is cool fuck off it is the biggest piece of dump i have ever seen. By the way your mum and your little sister are the best at a threesome from Matthew Reid
Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2003 07:52:02 -0500
ha Ben, its me again Matthew Reid. Rhys Kemp loves ya
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 09:23:55 -0500
Explain yourself here: kissy kissy woo woo
